Killer Queen

Parody of "Killer Queen" by Queen
Parody Lyrics by Randall Hyde

Athalia's the bad one
All the power grabbin' it
King's line, she'd break those days
'Cause she married Jehoshaphat
A big sin, she'd decree
To crush heads and kin would flee
And anyone who's a relation
She would malign

Carried far, with no regret
One cursed, she would forget
Extraordinary, her vice

chorus:
She's a killer queen
Sons found her very mean
Dynamo, while she lays her scheme
Guarantee that there's no line

Wreckin' men, dead, that's not nice
They say she'll pull a trap not twice
Gonna die!

At the boy's coronation
She didn't offer much redress
Israel's nation
Had choked under her duress
He's a man, well kind-a
The boy-King God stood by-a
He'd rule the Kingdom differently
Using God's way to remind

Her doom was naturally not fairest
Because she couldn't care less
Insidious, such a price

[chorus]

After all that, brought down by Joash
Woefully, "Treason" she spat
In Two Chronicals you'll find the action
All of the trials that she has
And absolution by a child, child
In chapter 22

[chorus]

Wreckin' men, dead, that's not nice
They say she'll pull a trap not twice
Gonna die!
They're gonna die!

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