L8er Joi

Parody of "Sk8er Boi" by Avril Lavigne
References: Job
Parody Lyrics by Randall Hyde

Satan was coy
Gave it a twirl
Could he be any more obnoxious?
Thought Job would flunk
"Curse God!" he'd say
Took his wealth away
Sons and daughters
Didn't do well, onto their heads their house roof, it fell
But all Satan sends
All of the lows
Job kept on praisin' the Lord he chose


He prayed for later joy
He survived the Devil's ploy
He was the most upright on Earth
Suffered upon this place
But God's name he won't debase
Because he knows just what that's worth

Lost all his cows
His wealth and home
Got lots of boils, his health it was blown
But turn, no sir-ee
Bad he won't be
Waiting for the Lord's delivery
He says to his friends
"I won't curse God so!
I'll take the good with the bad, you know
I won't do wrong,
That's not allowed
I'll praise the Lord even though I'm down"

He prayed for later joy
He survived the Devil's ploy
He was the most upright on Earth
Suffered upon this place
But God's name he won't debase
Because he knows just what that's worth

He prayed for later joy
He survived the Devil's ploy
He was most upright on Earth
Suffered upon this place
But God's name he won't debase
Because he knows just what that's worth

Satan hurled his worst no doubt
Well tough Job he would not bow
He took all the devil sends
So his suffering God ends
He's upright and he's blame-free
So God gave him joy, you see?
All his wealth God would supply
Always knew God would provide

Satan was coy
Man of the world
Figured he could get Job to transgress
Thought Job would flunk
"Curse God!" he'd say
But Job wouldn't stray

He now has later joy
No longer the Devil's toy
He was the most upright on Earth
Restored back to his place
By the Lord's amazing grace
'Cause the Lord he won't desert

He now has later joy
No longer the Devil's toy
He was the most upright on Earth
Restored back to his place
By the Lord's amazing grace
'Cause the Lord he won't desert


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