No Oil, Missed Her Nice Guy

Parody of "No More Mr. Nice Guy" by Alice Cooper
References: Matt 25:1-13
Parody Lyrics by Randall Hyde

v1.
Ten girls, oh boy, they were sweet, sweet things,
But they all fell asleep
Guess they all snored like real old ladies
The groom was late, you see
Their lights grew dim, their lamps were on vapor
Was quite the scene
Five girls brought more but they couldn't share
Oh no!
They weren't just mean

chorus:
No oil, missed her nice guy
No oil, the lamp's clean
No oil, missed her nice guy
(she said)
No oil, that's extreme


Then midnight came, their lamps were on vapor
They didn't sheen
Five girls sought more but they weren't there
Oh no!
Brides they'd not be

[chorus]

If Jesus Christ came to Earth today,
Would you live or die?
Are you a part of the heavenly circle?
Or a forgotten bride?

Just go to church, well that's neat-o
But 'fore you start to doze
Be sure your lamp is filled and ready
You'd best stay on your toes

(Christ says)
[Chorus 2x]



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