No Razor (Samson's Theme)

Parody of "Highway Star" by Deep Purple
References: Judges 13-16
Parody Lyrics by Randall Hyde

Nobody gonna cut my hair
I'm gonna let it touch the ground
Nobody gonna cut my hair
Since that Angel came around
Ooooh it's the source of my strength
Yes I'm a Nazirite
Like a lion's power,
just watch me kill the Philistines

Chorus:
God said that
I need it
I b'lieve it
Yeah, it's a wonderful thing
Alright, my might, can't take no raz-ar

Somebody done and asked my girl
Guess my riddle did offend
Somebody done and asked my girl
'Cause they could not comprehend
Oooh I'm a killing machine
What out you Philistines!
Thirty men were off'd
I took their clothes and everything!

[chorus]
(Instrumental)


Nobody gonna leave me dead
1,000 tried and now are slain
Nobody gonna leave me dead
I will cause them lots of pain
Oooh I'm a killing machine
What out you Philistines!
With a donkey's jaw,
I killed them all now I'm thirsty!

Alt Chorus:
God gave it
I drank it
I named it
Yeah it's a marvelous spring
Alright, my might, can't take no raz-ar

(Instrumental)


Delilah went and shaved my head
So my strength was not around
Delilah went and shaved my head
Then by strong ropes I was bound
Oooh on the pillars I'd lean
Down came everything
So in my last hour
I killed more than while still living

[chorus]

can't take no raz-ar
can't take no raz-ar


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