Parable Wizard

Parody of "Pinball Wizard" by The Who
References: Matt 8:23-27, 11:5, 13:34, 14:21, 17:18; Mark 6:44; Luke 4:35, 7:22, 9:14, 9:42, 11:14; John 6:10
Parody Lyrics by Randall Hyde

(Verse 1)
Ever since He was a young boy,
He's given us His all.
From Naz'reth to Golgotha,
He's set the example.
I've never seen anyone like Him,
in any meeting hall,
Cures the deaf, dumb, and blind, and
teaches by parable.

(Verse 2)
He stands like a statue,
you should hear the devil scream.
Along with His disciples,
one big mighty team.
Preaches to 5,000
and even fed them all.
Cures the deaf, dumb, and blind, and
teaches by parable.

(Chorus)
He's a parable wizard
you have to get His gist,
a parable wizard
they're stories with a twist.

Why do you think He does it?
(I don't know.)
How is He so good?

(Verse 3)
When seas are wild and crashing,
His word commands the swells,
if demons overtake you,
He removes their spells,
Always is so righteous,
He never sins at all.
Cures the deaf, dumb, and blind, and
teaches by parable.

(Chorus)
He's a parable wizard
you have to get His gist,
a parable wizard
they're stories with a twist.

(Verse 4)
To save you he is able,
He is just the best.
His disciples lead Him in,
and He just does the rest.
I've never seen anything like Him
it's just a miracle.
Cures the deaf, dumb, and blind, and
teaches by parable.

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